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Feeling down...
working is not going to be that easy after all....

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Ok Buck up! Work Harder!... haha
"" was Posted On: Tuesday, September 22, 2009 @8:01 PM | 0 lovely comments
 
Question: What is the beauty of wearing a dress?
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Answer: You will never have to worry about the bottom!
"" was Posted On: Friday, September 18, 2009 @12:47 AM | 0 lovely comments
 
The word imperfect actually came from the word perfect
im + perfect = imperfect

Because of perfect, there bring imperfect.

This two word seems to be link, they seem to suggest that without one, there won't be the others

defination of imperfect: flaw

I do believe that flaw is actually a very common thing in fact a little too common.
However because there are flaws, there bring strengths.

I do believe that they are connected just as how human are connected to one another.

Examples
Flaw: Stubborn, Strength:determination
Because one is stubborn in their own way, they will have enough determination to do something.

Flaws & Strength seem to come as a package.
If a object has non of those I do believe that they are not an object of this planet.

People like to amuse themselves with the weakness of others.
Some do this to feel themselves as the more superior kind.

However they do have their own flaws.
If one has the time to laugh at others, why don't they look at their own first?
For those, who were blinded by the so called weaknesses of others were the most foolish!
"" was Posted On: Wednesday, September 16, 2009 @11:19 PM | 0 lovely comments
 
Yesterday went to gym with jinjin wh, jx, joc + jin jin friendss...

Do the tummy flatten exercise... Like no effect on me leh wonder y...!
Conclusion should be I too lazy liao!...

then we went to ate at macdonald (Note hor I use then not than got improvement?) haha

No Shaker Fries.... sadded.....

After tat we chat for quite sometime....
Really look forward to saturday.... Saturday c u SOON!
"" was Posted On: Tuesday, September 15, 2009 @7:02 PM | 0 lovely comments
 Story #01
There was a party
In the party there was a girl so beautiful that all the guys were trying to get close to her.

John was also interested in her but, he know himself that she was so ravishing, while he was just some regular guys that she might not even look at.

Anyway, John still ask her out. The girl was not interested in John but out of courteously, she agree to go out with him for a cup of coffee.

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At the cafe

The girl and John was sitting at the table...
The atmosphere was awkward...
Both John and the girl was keeping quiet. There was no topic

In fact John had tried to create a topic but it was cut off by a simple answer from the girl

John: How do you like the atmosphere here
Girl: It's ok
John: dun u think it has good ambiance?
Girl: Perhaps
John:(didn't noe wat to say anymore)

quiet.........................................

Girl (thinking) : Oh stop talking just quickly made a order and let me go home!

Finally after a long awkward silence... the girl open her mouth.

Girl: Maybe we should make an order.
John: Huh..! yayaya oh yaya
John: Sorry
Girl annoyed...

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John made a signal and the waiter came to them...
The girl order a coffee with sugar.. than

Waiter: Anything else
silence.................
Girl again annoyed
Girl: John would u like to made any order
John space out...
John: huh AH!
Everybody look at him.................
Girl embarassed
Girl thinking: Perhaps I should not agreed into going out with him
John: I would like to have a coffee...
Waiter: ok ....
John: WITH SALT... (shouted)
Everbody looked at him again but this time was amazed
Waiter: Certainly Sir
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Girl (curious): You drink coffee with salt?
John: ya when I was young I lived near the sea. When I grew old, I left my hometown. But I still miss everything there. My family... and everything.
So whenever I started to think about my hometown I started to drink coffee with salt. It remind me of the sea.

Girl(thinking): A guy who thinks about hometown must be a good guy
Girl: Started Talking abt her hometown
---------Awkwardness was soon gone----------------
They chated and chated....
After going out a few time, the girl found out that John was everything she ask for.
He was patient, Caring, Considerate etc.....

Within a few month of dating they got married...
Everytime, the girl will made a cup of salt coffee for John.

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50 years later
Both Girl and John was old.

John was lying on his bed dying...............
Before he died, he tell his wife... I have something for u. It's inside my cupboard.

John died.....................................

Girl open the cuoboard and find a letter......
Inside the letter:
Hi my dear wife,
When you see this letter, I might be dead.
Sorry I have one thing to confess to you.

I have never lied to you in my whole entire life except for one thing.

Let me tell you a fact. Actually I hate salt coffee. It was so terrible that everytime I had to force it down my throat.

But one contridicting thing was that, I had drank the salted coffee for my entire life.

During our first date when the waiter ask me for my order...
Actually I intended to said coffee with sugar...
But as I was too Nervous, I said the wrong thing...
But was too embarassed to change my order...
So I told you the lie about my hometown, the sea. My hometown was located at an isolated area, not to mention sea, my home town was actually located in a very hot area where water was actually precious.

After we got married, yoou make salt coffee for me everyday, how i hope tat u will mistaken the sugar for salt one day.

Do you know how terrible the salt coffee taste.
But Dear wife whenever u made the coffee for me, it remind me of my lie to you. Hence I swear that I would never lie to you again....

Dear Wife Please Forgive me

Yes the coffee was terribe in fact it was horrible...

But If I had a chance again.... I would like to use my entire life to drink the salted coffee again you made for me again.

Contridicting it may seemed.

signed off,
Your husband

Girl by this time was an old women dropped her tears.

She say: Yes I would use my entire life to made the salt coffee for you again
"Story #01" was Posted On: Tuesday, September 8, 2009 @10:40 PM | 0 lovely comments
 
Yesterday went to gym.. Suppose to meet jin jin & joc there...

But...
When I reach there than I saw joc message "we going bath"...
Almost went crazy... but i did some exercise anyway while waiting for them haha...

Was shock when saw tat beside jin jin & joc there r so many others tat i dun noe...

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So secretly I ask Joc
Me: Hey u feel awkward?
Joc: wat do u think...? (or something like tat)

hmmm...
but then...

After tat during conversation I seem to laugh even louderthan anyone else... remember just a few min ago i was just asking joc abt feeling awkward....

When I reach home than i realise...
I was perhaps acting like I noe them for years...
It must be wierd.... well for them...!

Well but everyone just go along with it so i think...

maa ii.. = well it's should be ok
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Scold by parents....

Wat spend $75.00 on telephone bill....
Never see properly then started screaming at me!

Look Properly it's 2 month!

Felt injustice

It wasn't the first time... last time they accused me of watching porn when i was just watching the midori of hibi!
Which part of it look porn!

If doesn;t noe the meaning of porn look up the dictionary!
"" was Posted On: Saturday, September 5, 2009 @8:34 AM | 0 lovely comments
 
Scold by parents....

Wat spend $75.00 on telephone bill....
Never see properly then started screaming at me!

Look Properly it's 2 month!

Felt injustice
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Hubby & Wife

Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Hubby - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

"" was Posted On: Thursday, September 3, 2009 @11:09 PM | 0 lovely comments
 Baby
Super Bored Today...
Hence go google and search some jokes... haha


The Evolution of Mom Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here, some of the ways having a second and third child differs from having your first: Your Clothes - 1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy. 2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible. 3rd baby: Your maternity clothes are your regular clothes. The Baby's Name - 1st baby: You pore over baby-name books and practice pronouncing and writing combinations of all your favorites. 2nd baby: Someone has to name their kid after your great-aunt Mavis, right? It might as well be you. 3rd baby: You open a name book, close your eyes, and see where your finger falls. Bimaldo? Perfect! Preparing for the Birth - 1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously. 2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing. 3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your 8th month. The Layette - 1st baby: You prewash your newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau. 2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains. 3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they? Worries - 1st baby: At the first sign of distress - a whimper, a frown - you pick up the baby. 2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn. 3rd baby: You teach your 3-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing. Activities - 1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour. 2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics. 3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner. Going Out - 1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home 5 times. 2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached. 3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood. At Home - 1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby. 2nd baby: You spend a bit of every day watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby. 3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.
"Baby" was Posted @7:13 PM | 0 lovely comments
 
Another boring days!
"" was Posted On: Wednesday, September 2, 2009 @11:32 PM | 0 lovely comments
 

Went to the zoo last week... haha than followed by shopping hoho

Spend a lot of money ahhhhh....

I think i spend around $60 pain.... This week shall everyday eat the $2.00 Rice.

Got My salary today...

Super sad coz the cpf took up some of my salary... I wan money ... Oh Money Money Money!
Everywhere is money but not in my pocket! saddddd...

Oh ya in the zoo got one particular money haha.. emoing sia
Name: Kopitiam...
Why is it called kopitiam?... haha ... Wonder...
"" was Posted On: Tuesday, September 1, 2009 @9:14 PM | 0 lovely comments

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